Hey y’all! I’m a Southern gal with a penchant for beautiful old things and a few bags of M&M’s…and sangria. Join me as I spin my tales of life in a subdivision and the fight between leather and large screens and the romantic style of cottage charm. I’m Dana. I am married with 2 kids who are too old for Sesame Street and young enough not to have been to juvie. We have 2 Golden Doodles and an ancient Maltese who keep me company and listen quietly as I cuss my family under my breath.
I paint furniture and collect goodies of the vintage and romantic nature. But, this blog, isn’t just about eye candy..it’s a glimpse into my world. A world where the SPANX that I purchased a few years ago finally fit because I have lost 40 pounds and a place where my misadventures take me to parts unknown and nowhere near a Target, Ikea or a shiny mall. All of my hunts usually end me up in Ramshackle, Florida next to Billy Bob’s Bait & Tackle and the backside of some insane woman’s single wide all painted pink and yellow with a pig for a watchdog.
Come and ride along as I teach my teens to drive. I need the company. (Someone has to crush the nerve pills into my Big Gulp!)
Welcome to the asylum and my addiction.