Lots of cool stuff happening here at Shabby Chic Addiction! Did I tell you I was asked for a radio interview about how I got started in the yummy decor and goodie business? (Only a hundred times?!?!?) Well now, you must hear it for yourself! You’ll find my interview segment starting at minute 20:10. Que it up so you won’t have to listen to people who have nothing to say about junk or shabby chicness or decorating. http://view.liveindexer.com/ViewIndexSessionSL.aspx?indexPointSKU=5L82bV9S4UfAZgwaEY0%2fmQ%3d%3d
That interview was fun and I learned something about myself un the process! I had it in my head that I have always been a junker, a shabby magnet, if you will. The interviewer said she had watched me over just the last year after I proclaimed to her that I was going to change my house to a romantic shabby chic look. And it all started with my headboard!
Speaking of headboards… look at the picture of one of our vignettes at the warehouse! This is just a tiny corner of the joint! I can’t share any more than this pic because we haven’t finished sorting, staging or preparing for our sale. Our plan is to make it a monthly junk purge set to the tune of the Sanford & Son’s TV theme song. April 20, 21 and 22 will be the first. But enough of this shameless self-promotion!
And on to a more serious topic: The MYSTERY Disease. First, let me tell you what it’s not:
Not Snookie-Preggers (the kind of pregnant when you ALREADY feel sorry for the baby)
Not the Sundrop Dance disease (where you dress and dance like you never wish to get laid again…ever.) www.sundrop.com see the “Drop it like it’s hot commercial” Hot, yes…hot mess!
Not Middle Aged Zumba-itis (Where you are 40+ and insist on going to zumba classes with full-on head to toe zumba logo embellished clothing. It’s sad..Don’t.
These are the true symptoms of the MYSTERY disease:
1. You wake up with an idea to find old shutters and paint them in a haphazard manner to use them as a corner accent in your home.
2. You drive 46 miles around your town on the hunt for abandoned shutters to paint.
3. You are excited for garbage day in the historic district in hopes to get good junk before the city hauls it away.
4. You learn to breathe through your mouth so you don’t notice the musty smells of old things.
5. You start calling dust and rust “patina” and consider everything with it much more attractive and valuable.
6. The bright lights of the discount mega stores begin to hurt your eyes and sensibilities. (I call it Junk Vampirism).
7. You happily trade your only day available to sleep in late for an early rise to go “pick” at yard sales and flea markets.
8. You consider used layers of lace and denim with cowgirl boots as appropriate garb to wear to the grocery, a flea market or even an evening out.
Ladies: If you have identified with any of the 8 symptoms above you may be at risk for the mystery disease. Unfortunately there is no cure. Victims with a severe case can expect to experience frustrated husbands who are constantly asked to move furniture, fix old junk and endure mismatched pillowcases and frilly bed linens. This disease may alienate you from friends who are creeped out by patina. The good news about your disease is that you will be very happy with your treasures, you will make new girlfriends who love patina and you will crave the thrill and adventure of a dumpster full of vintage furniture and finds.
Oh, and it’s contagious, and I have it..so with computer viruses and such..Get Well Soon! 🙂